‘1 large billy bob burger please’ yes I said as I fired up the grill and told billy to grab the lettuce ‘Bobby’ he said as I put the patties on the grill ‘WHOT IS IT!?!’ I yelled as the patties exploded ‘there's....another.... another... customer’ he said in fear I looked at the tall man by the counter slurping on a empty cup I was confused so I walked over and asked him what he wanted he said he wanted the best burger we had so I opened the door and saw the secret ingredient it read ‘secret ingredient (totally not boogers and face juices) so I grabbed it and shut the door behind me I slapped the secret ingredient on the bun put a patty on top and gave it to the tall man (still slurping on a cup) then he put the cup down and picked up the burger he nibbled a tiny piece then ran out the door stupidly while saying ‘I got a free burger!?!?! AWSOME!!’ A few days later on the news there was a reported dead man the police describe as tall and was smiling the end
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