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Wednesday, 30 March 2016

And another another 100wc

BANG The paintball gun shot the little pellet got flung over to the enemy team hitting one of their members they all dived for cover as my team charged at them the rain began all the raindrops were affecting our shots dramatically making them fall a little more than usual whacking their cover, they shot back taking us out one at a time I gripped my gun stronger and dived to another cover whilst shooting I think I got 2 people but I didn't see I went inside a broken down  shed and shot through a hole in the wall getting 2 more people our team had won :D

So what?: I couldn't find the theme thingy so I made one about paintball

Now what?: I'm gonna carry on spamming you with my learning and writing and things you're welcome :D

Monday, 21 March 2016

Another blog post about 100wc

Fly to the beach lie down with some fish and chips row your boat and eat, sweet the boat sunk people died the chips went soggy and doggy was lucky that ducky wasn't Stuckey and the weather wasn't foggy so the doggy was soggy and survived with his freind Bobby and buddy was muggy and the llama was devourious and that's how the story goes the ship had sunk the shop had started heroes came but none had left (really sad punchline) doggy survived the chips had died and very sad story that was oh no the story is over much sad very mad goodbye forever

So what: I'm giving you something hilarious to read so please respect me :(

Now what: I'm going to carry on spamming you with my work and stuff :D

Monday, 14 March 2016

Another 100wc or more

Dude just jump!! Yelled my friends from the river below I was sitting at the top a cliff cold anxious curious scared and petrified but I yelled yolo closed my eyes and jumped falling I try to slow myself down by waving my arms and legs but it doesn't help at all I just kept falling and falling until slap butt first on the shallowest part of the river I yelled WOOHOO but I fell over then stood up no matter how many times I stand up I always fell over until my friend conner came and helped me up 

Thursday, 10 March 2016

100wc (or more I dunno)

‘1 large billy bob burger please’ yes I said as I fired up the grill and told billy to grab the lettuce ‘Bobby’ he said as I put the patties on the grill ‘WHOT IS IT!?!’ I yelled as the patties exploded ‘there's....another.... another... customer’ he said in fear I looked at the tall man by the counter slurping on a empty cup I was confused so I walked over and asked him what he wanted he said he wanted the best burger we had so I opened the door and saw the secret ingredient it read ‘secret ingredient (totally not boogers and face juices) so I grabbed it and shut the door behind me I slapped the secret ingredient on the bun put a patty on top and gave it to the tall man (still slurping on a cup) then he put the cup down and picked up the burger he nibbled a tiny piece then ran out the door stupidly while saying ‘I got a free burger!?!?! AWSOME!!’ A few days later on the news there was a reported dead man the police describe as tall and was smiling the end